TRUE TALES OF MONKEY TERROR!!!

Monkeys! Apes! Primates!

Man's distant cousin! Occupier of the jungle canopy! Possessors of an Uncanny Humanity, which hides a cold, calculating, primal brutality! These are the Monkeys! And their True Tales of Monkey Terror will scare you Shitless!



Today's story introduces us to Oliver. I discovered his unusual story when I visited THIS website. (Scroll down, he's the last entry at the bottom.)

Here's what the website, had to say about him...

Oliver is unusual in that he walks in a bipedal gait and enjoys the company of people--or did when he was younger. He was originally brought into the U.S. with 12 other chimpanzees but immediately stood out as different. He learned to drink, enjoy coffee and beer, and smoke cigars. In the evenings he would sit on a sofa and watch television. If his caregivers were out of coffee, he would walk into the kitchen, pour a cup, and take it into the den. As he got older, he made sexual advances on the wife and as a result was sold. Now living in retirement in Texas.

How about it, Ladies?

Care for a little lunchtime Monkey Love with Oliver the ApeMan?


This True Tale of Monkey Terror was brought to you by a Random Google Search for Something Else Entirely!